HAH - Haikus against Harper

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Tigana Tigana's picture
HAH - Haikus against Harper

 


 

 

 
 

Welcome to this site

Of haikus against Harper

You should write your own

 

Haikus’ three lines have

Five, seven, five syllables

Seventeen in all

 

Often the third line

Addresses lines one and two

Haikus are like that

 

You can sign your name

Or simply prorogue yourself

But send us your verse

 

The P.M. must learn

The people always reject

Demagoguery

 

Find the written words

Canadian citizens

Only silence fails

 

SEND YOUR ENTRIES TO: hahcanada@me.com

 

http://www.hahcanada.ca/HAH/Instructions.html

oldgoat

Thanks Tigana.  There's some really good stuff there.  i'll have to come up with something.

 

Wiener weiner wee

ner weiner weiner weiner

weiner weiner wee

 

ok, so mine may be one of the lesser muses, Frown

 

bagkitty bagkitty's picture

Two, intimately related offerings:

 

Oldgoat's deli psalm

to pork byproducts of old

how much did he drink?

 

 

The morning after

comastose on the carpet

his muse lies moaning

 

Oh wait, these were supposed to be about Harper, not oldgoat? Never mind.

George Victor

Steve's democracy

Is not your conventional

Idea of freedom

George Victor

Oldgoat just has to

Bring political venom

To poetic form

George Victor

edited out of compassion for babble readers 

 

Hurtin Albertan

Dear Fearless Leader

You are my inspiration

Please don't arrest me

Unionist

Lonely on the right

Stephen Harper lands a friend

Ignoble Michael!

absentia

Don't keep your promise:

troops never expected it -

buy them fighter planes.

 

The people need bread,

not rich guys meeting rich guys.

Let them eat junket.

George Victor

Where oil's ethical

You know that the fighter planes

Aren't too far removed

 

Ken Burch Ken Burch's picture

White, White, White Stephen-

Builder Of The Firewall

Against Canada.

 

Ken Burch Ken Burch's picture

Prarie Warlord Steve,

Dreams of Christian Sharia,

(Burquas for the gays?)