Stop the presses!
Another male scientist finds the G-spot! Again!
Wed, 2012-04-25 14:06
#1
Maysie
Another male scientist finds the G-spot! Again!
Wed, 2012-04-25 14:07
#2
Maysie
G-spot found: Researcher locates elusive pleasure zone in cadaver of senior
Within the confines of science and the bedroom, the G-spot is something of a holy grail.
For decades, researchers have debated its existence in medical journals, while Lotharios have implied with a wink they already made the discovery.
But none went so far as Adam Ostrzenski, a retired doctor and researcher who travelled to Poland this past September to conduct a "stratum by stratum anterior vaginal wall dissection on an 83-year-old cadaver."
I guess it was far too complicated to ask real women.
Warning! Icky heteronormativity alert plus gross sexism.
Wed, 2012-04-25 14:13
#3
Catchfire
Whywhywhywhywhywhywhy
Wed, 2012-04-25 14:14
#4
I refuse to open that link but it seems to me that any human who doesn't believe in the g spot either doesn't sleep with women or is an extremely inept lover.
Wed, 2012-04-25 14:31
#5
You have to wonder if this is all coming at us too fast you know. First it was like find the clitoris, and now this?
Wed, 2012-04-25 14:34
#6
elusive pleasure
zone in cadaver
of senior
Wow.
Speaking of finding something, that's found art, and it's even in haiku form.
Wed, 2012-04-25 14:45
#7
Maysie
I refuse to open that link but it seems to me that any human who doesn't believe in the g spot either doesn't sleep with women or is an extremely inept lover.
kropotkin where have you been all my life? lol
Wed, 2012-04-25 14:46
#8
Maysie
You have to wonder if this is all coming at us too fast
Exactly!
Wed, 2012-04-25 14:49
#9
You have to wonder if this is all coming at us too fastExactly!
Yes, and then there's that. For gawd's sake.
Wed, 2012-04-25 14:57
#10
Maysie
I'm still waiting for male scientists to discover women's multiple orgasms.
Hm, that's actually a bit like what they look like. Minus the shoes.
Wed, 2012-04-25 15:17
#11
Do they have one of those emoticoms with thigh high black boots?
Wed, 2012-04-25 15:24
#12
Boom Boom
"G-spot", "clitoris", "multiple orgasms". What's this board coming to??? 
Wed, 2012-04-25 15:28
#13
I hear the new I-Phone is going to have a g-spot app. Unfortunately its like GPS and so the ones who are most clueless as to where they are going will still not arrive.
Wed, 2012-04-25 15:33
#14
Do they have one of those emoticoms with thigh high black boots?
Why..are you sensing the thread needs moderation already?
Wed, 2012-04-25 19:36
#15
The scientist in question "found" the G-spot by dissecting the corpse of an 83 year old woman. Unless they're the reincarnation of Jack the Ripper I can't see anyone getting a response from a younger lady via this technique.
Wed, 2012-04-25 19:49
#16
bagkitty
Apologies (in advance) if this is considered an intrustion, but from the tone of what I have read, I suspect it is turning into a bit of a free for all. Which, of course, leads me to ask, is there anything in the article to suggest if the male scientist referred to in the thread title has an easier time in getting dates as a result of his discovery?
Wed, 2012-04-25 19:55
#17
Boom Boom
Next we'll probably read how some scientist pokes around in an old male cadaver and discovers that males have a G-spot too.
Wed, 2012-04-25 23:19
#18
Maysie
Jeez, you guys have a big problem clicking on the link.
is there anything in the article to suggest if the male scientist referred to in the thread title has an easier time in getting dates as a result of his discovery?
He's a retired doctor living in Florida. Oh, and he's a specialist in lady parts and *fun* surgeries to fix them!! Great! But I'm sure this doesn't get him more dates. Click the link if you dare.
Professor Adam Ostrzenski, M.D., Ph.D., Dr. Hab. (post Ph.D. degree) is an internationally renowned gynecologic surgeon and a laureate of numerous national and international awards for his contribution to the advancement of women's health and for developing new cosmetic/ reconstructive operations for female genitalia.
One could even say that his research on the G-spot was delving more deeply than this dude usually goes.
Sorry, I had to go there.
Ha, I did it again!
Ok, I'm stopping now.
P.S. Men do have a G-spot. It's called the prostate. Start your own damn thread about that, Boom Boom. 
Wed, 2012-04-25 23:21
#19
Catchfire
Jeez, you guys have a big problem clicking on the link.
I can't see the link, Maysie. Where is it?
On second thought, scrap that. I'll ask oldgoat.
Wed, 2012-04-25 23:50
#20
Next we'll probably read how some scientist pokes around in an old male cadaver and discovers that males have a G-spot too.
males dont have G spot?
Thu, 2012-04-26 04:11
#21
bagkitty
Maysie... still nothing in the article to see if he is having any more luck in the dating department.
Thu, 2012-04-26 07:46
#22
Maysie
You'll just have to email him, bagkitty, if it means that much to you.
Hey, maybe he could be a guest speaker on babble sometime.
Contact Us:Professor Ostrzenski can be reached:
Tel.: (727) 343-6606
eMail: [email protected]
7001 Central Ave, Suite 3
Saint Petersburg, FL 33710
United States of America
Thu, 2012-04-26 07:53
#23
Maysie
And I don't know about you, bagkitty, but seeing these procedures that he's an expert in, doesn't make me all hot n' excited.
The exact opposite, in fact.
Procedures:
On this page you will find a list of the procedures covered in the WorkShop:
Cosmetic Gynecology
Vaginal Rejuvenation
Vagioplasty
Wide Vagina
G-Spot Augmentation
Thin Labia Labioplasty
Thick Labia Labioplasty
Hoodoplasty
Perineoplasty
To tell you the truth, I'm afraid to know what most of those "-oplasty" surgeries are about. 
And hey! He already does "G-spot Augmentation" surgery! So it clearly must already exist! Fraud! Fraud!
Or perhaps I mean "Freud! Freud!"
Now I need to put on some thigh-high boots to take my mind off this unpleasant matter. Who started this damn thread anyways?
Thu, 2012-04-26 08:06
#24
Boom Boom
males dont have G spot?
You mean we do???? 
Thu, 2012-04-26 11:13
#25
Have none of the men you slept with ever shown you?
Thu, 2012-04-26 11:27
#26
Boom Boom
Heh. I've never slept with a man, not that there's anything wrong with that (channelling George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld here). 
Thu, 2012-04-26 13:09
#27
Nor does knowing about or enjoying it have anything to do with sexual orientation.
Google "prostate massage".
Thu, 2012-04-26 13:13
#28
Nor does knowing about or enjoying it have anything to do with sexual orientation.
Google "prostate massage".
No thx I wouldn't even click on Maysie's link. I am not willing to have my computer attacked by spam-bots. Now having some one show me in person was a different matter.
Thu, 2012-04-26 13:36
#29
Get a sense of humour, please.
Thu, 2012-04-26 15:41
#30
Sorry k,
I am sure you know, talking with guys about sexuality is a crapshoot. I was a bit surprised, but don't give me a hard time for assuming wrong, because I am sure you know that as well as I do.
Probably not the best subject for subtle and ironic humour.
And, really, once the question has been asked three times the slap and tickle starts to wear a little thin.
Thu, 2012-04-26 15:53
#31
Boom Boom
I'm the one who made a smartass comment that got this thread derailed. My apologies.
Thu, 2012-04-26 16:14
#32
Oh for heaven's sake.
If you are interested, go to your local toy store and look for one of these:
http://www.nexus-titus.com/images/titus_prostate_massage.png
It goes up your rectum. Use lube.
Sorry for turning a thread on women's sexuality into one on men's sexuality, but I saw the need for a boyscout good deed for the day.
Sun, 2012-05-06 14:40
#33
This thread should be retitled "You may not actually have to pee" 
Sorry k,
I am sure you know, talking with guys about sexuality is a crapshoot.
Sure got that right. There was a female doctor out of the UK who had a medical show maybe 10 years back. She went up to a bunch of young business guys on the street and at least 25% couldn't even point out the clitoris on a diagram.
I asked a couple of female friends whether such ignorance could be so widespread... I think the women here can guess the result of that survey.
To quote Elaine from Seinfeld, some guys don't even "go downtown."
Mike Strobel in the Stun wrote an article doubting the existence of the spot. It was the Stun's banner article on their webpage about two weeks ago. Curiously, it was only their banner article for about an hour or two, then it got buried in their archives. The howls of derisive comments, even from the Stun readership. must've made them yank it pronto.