I know babble doesn't have the funds for this, and I also imagine it would be as popular as waxed toilet paper, but it's a third option.
And yes, - for any dubious young'uns, waxed toilet paper was a thing. Apparently its no longer available, - can't imagine why.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/IZAL-MEDICATED-STRONG-TOILET-TISSUE-x/dp/B00FRK...